Mush: What do you call a person who fasts ah?
Greg: Uh, Moslem?
Mush: No, I think they're called fasters.
(cue awkward silence)
(the rest of us burst out laughing)
Me: Now you know what they were shouting during your 2.4!
Mush: No what! Its true! You know, its like how a pastor pasts-
(cue awkward silence)

Realize, oh realize!
We never say Goodbye, for we believe in a tomorrow.
We never say Good Luck, for success is not always great, neither is always succeeding great.
We never say Take Care, for what joy can be had if care is taken?
We never say Farewell, for we bid you fall, awaken, and crawl up, again and again.

We say to thee: Have fun.

For it constitutes the joy in life.
For Id is the only guiding force we have.
For mistakes are the only things we regret not.

For this life is too short to be misused,
Yet long enough for misuse.

Azazyl

Stench of humanity,
The rot of those fair.
Despair!
Of lost sanity and
Dreams never there.