Female judge: Is that a woman's face?
(three second pause)
Me: Uh.. That's mine.
Okay, now that we feel a bit better, perhaps we should elaborate on our AEP presentation. Overall quite well done, 'cept they found it a terrible waste we didn't use our original pencil drawings (which were, apparently, much richer), and instead chose to scan in our drawings on a crappy Epson Printer/Scanner. Oh well, hopefully my prep boards pulled it up.
And THANK YOU KWANG YI FOR PRESENTING BEFORE ME AND PWNING THE JUDGES AND RAISING THEIR EXPECTATIONS TO TWO TIMES THEIR NORMAL LEVEL.
Okay.
Hm, okay so we've been playing Overlord after the presentation. So what! Evil needs a break. In case some of you don't know, Overlord is the game where you're given the choice of being evil, or VERY evil. The latter case would look like this:
Not to mention the pleasure of seeing my treasury grow.
Okay, we admit; so we traded the hope of the entire Elven race for a huge sack of gold, killed a few (hundred) peasants or so, and maybe even burnt down the Elven Sacred Grove. (we swear, that fireball was an accident!) But what gives! We're still ruler of all the land.
(Yes, Elves seem to get it all, don't they?)
Not to mention the awsum and albeit, irritating duneworms.
(ka blay-um!)