(during morning assembly)
Me: Eh Pei Yi, you have toothpaste here. *points to right side of mouth*
*Pei Yi rubs right side of mouth*
Me: No, here. *rubs left side*
*Pei Yi follows suit*
Me: No lah, here! *rubs slightly in the middle*
Pei Yi: Huh? *rub rub rub*
Me: I just made you look like an idiot. APRIL FOOLS.

(is Li Yu's birthday today)
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LI YU. We have a surprise party for you. Just kidding. APRIL FOOLS.

Me: I dare you to go up to Eddie and say 'nice hair. APRIL FOOLS'.

Snao: Uh Tiong your button. *points*
Me: Ur hur, nice try. APRIL FOOLS.
Snao: No, sersly.
Me: Yeah right! APRIL FOOLS.
*Snao points*
*I realize one shirt button is unbuttoned.*
*buttons*
Me: FINE.

Mrs Tan: During the brief briefing, the parents apparently (..) (I was too busy laughing to continue listening)

I love today. If I had brought my bag of pranks and my Scream mask, I trust there'll be a lot of uncomfortable squirming and screaming. You children better be thankful.

Okay, my Internet has been down these couple of days, so I'm currently using my brother's computer to blog. So yes, if blogging is my life, I'm literally living on borrowed time. Ur hur hur.

So what have I been doing these past few days? Nothing really. Planted a red bean in a pot of soil, took my dog for walks, watched a movie or two (House of Wax is unusually and terribly macabre), advanced a level or two in Kingdom Hearts, and for once in my entire life so far. I went out for a short jog. I don't know what made me do it, I don't know why, but yes.

I went for a jog.

Oh my god.

Either way we all know there's no chance I'm going to pass NAPHA this year because of the stupid 2.4. I can't do stamina for nuts. as can be seen from a lot of other areas in my life. But no matter.

Hm, I don't know what's wrong with me. It seems the more I treasure the person as a friend the less I talk to them. Kinda like a 'don't wanna screw things up' kinda thing. Doesn't really matter, I don't place much emphasis on my social life anyway. Doubt anyone would care if I just died or something.

As a result, I've kinda decided. This is gonna be my last post.

Yes its true.

The moment I get my Internet on my computer running again, I'm going to copy the archives and remove this blog. Seriously. Too many disappointments. Too many broken heartstrings. Can't bear to read my past posts, so what's the point of keeping them. The only point of keeping a picture is to look at it and feel happy. I can't look at my mistakes and not feel some horrible feeling shoot up my throat. They were so stupid. Too stupid. I will inform you all if a new blog is in order. If.

So farewell my friends.

Bon voyage.

Azazyl

Stench of humanity,
The rot of those fair.
Despair!
Of lost sanity and
Dreams never there.