Tuesday, March 17, 2009 @12:50 PM
Clainsynar: What if all numbers were multiples of pi and our integer system was wrong?
TokMor: stop having such irrational thoughts
RIPpolaris89: omg, brokeback mountain is soooo gay
Brownie8290: NO SHIT SHERLOCK
personman> So pieces of binary information are bits...
personman> And ternary ones are trits...
personman> But that's far enough, I think.
personman> When we get to base 4, we should call it quits.
* Jeff challenges fastpak to a jousting match at high noon
fastpak> shit. I..uh...my horse is..uh...nonexistant.
fastpak> so i guess i'll have to decline
flynavy> you have to understand that when Jeff says "jousting" he really means gay sex
flynavy> and when he says "wanna play a round of WC3?"
flynavy> he also means gay sex
jeff> ...
flynavy> pretty much anything he says boils down to gay sex
flynavy> :D
jeff> want to have some gay sex?
tektronic> sorry dont have cs installed jeff
dsif0r> that lil clip dude
dsif0r> that microsoft uses
dsif0r> he rules.
quish> ...
quish> no he doesnt
quish> he's annoying as hell
dsif0r> yes he does
dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings
dsif0r> people just treat him like shit
dsif0r> and hes only there to help.
debutante> i use dragon naturally speaking
debutante> I say enter and its done
rjx> I don't like those voice recognition programs
rjx> granted I haven't used one in about 3 years
rjx> but the last one I used I would speak a proper sentance
debutante> well im lying anyway
rjx> and it'd come out with "alice alice alice melon grapefruit monkey"
sexor> I went shopping last night at like 1am. the place was empty, and this old woman, just making polite convertation, said to me: "where is everyone??".
sexor> I replied: "In bed, same place you and I should be!"
sexor> Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look
Faustmaster300:My friend got kicked out of french once.
Faustmaster300:He goes,'Madam! I have a joke for you!'
Faustmaster300:'What is it Zach?'
Faustmaster300:'Why wasn't Jesus born in Paris?'
Faustmaster300:'THEY COULDN'T FIND THREE WISE MEN!'
Faustamster300: and after about 10 min of sitting the hallway, he pops his head back in the door and goes, 'Oh, and they couldn't find a virgin either.'
manson> and I think I had a virus
manson> something about jewish dating
gremlin> you got the jew virus?
manson> I think so...
kirby> lemme guess, it took all your cache?
* ^haksor^ has joined #pipari
^haksor^> anyone have a serial for Soldier of Fortune 2???
tiltti> Y34H-R1GH-TYOU-N3RD-4SS
^haksor^> thanks
..
^haksor^> not enough letters in that???
tiltti> try adding -H0L3 to the end of it
^haksor^> ok
rocky> i bought a clothes hamper so clothes wouldn't pile up on my floor and yet there is already a pile as tall as a leperchaun
tima> i found that the only way to keep my appartement clean is to start occational fires
And to the people who know about it:
spast> I'm going to be the next Hitler
spast> I'm going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
assa> good, i hate clowns.
spast> ...
spast> goddamnit
HAHA gosh. I swear this'll keep me entertained for the rest of the day. For the people who don't already know:
http://bash.org.