Before I begin, one of my favorite songs, by Breaking Benjamin:



Okay, AEP today was cancelled to my dismay, for I was more than prepared with a smile and puppy-dog eyes to prove to the dear AEP teachers that I deserve the marks that I probably won't be getting at the end of the year. But its okay, I went to see a doctor. It seems that both my kneecaps were fractured when I fell last Tuesday and that I need to have it operated on before it dislocates and bursts a major blood vessel, rendering my lower body completely immovable.

No I'm kidding, but I do need a bandage and an MC.

Before I begin, I quote:

"Math is better than sex!"

You know who you are, you had been warned that your quote will be entered, and NO ONE ESCAPES. *cue evil laugh voiceover*

Temporarily putting aside the fact that I have to buy a new calculator, I am starting to think that the SS movie No Man's Land can actually be classified as a dark comedy. I mean, seriously. The cruelly sarcastic tone is far too alike to the other example I watched, Burn After Reading. Lots of people die after their witty moments, then in the end its just some stupid ending that makes you feel like you listened to one of Pei Yi's jokes. Speaking of which, here's one!

Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Because he saw his phone bill.

What's black white black white black white black white black white...a penguin rolling down the stairs.

Of course, nothing should be attributed to Pei Yi, so we shall just give credit to the wonders of the Internet. Somehow, somewhere out there, there's another twisted individual as one-legged as Pei Yi, and for the sake of the world, we must prevent these two from ever crossing paths.

And if I may quote a Literature group, with reference to the research done on a certain Victorian era, today:

"Its shown that the average woman has 5.5 children."

Putting that aside, I just realized something today. People don't go about life looking for love. They go about life looking for happiness, and most of them find it in love. At one point or another.

Hmm, I think I realized that while reading through the book of Politically Correct Holiday Stories for Christmas. The bit about Scrooge. As well as Rudolf the Nasally Empowered Reindeer who led his persuns/fellows against Santa's oppressive rule, or Frosty the Snowman who actively campaigned against global warming before his squishy demise.



Argh.

Azazyl

Stench of humanity,
The rot of those fair.
Despair!
Of lost sanity and
Dreams never there.