Before I begin!
Pranks forever. Anyway.
I think I am inhaling too much pesticide or something. That Dettol Shieldtox. The mini patch of nature outside my room literally stinks of pesticide. Why? Because the pesky ant colonies just keep respawning. No doubt this is a clear demonstration of their determination and perseverance, but at a very, very, very wrong place and time. But as a result, my throat is swelling and I'm starting to grow terribly pale.
Besides that, I think I have a cavity on one of my lower left molars. When I tried eating a slice of leftover pizza just a few minutes ago, it hurt like CRAZY. Darn Pepsi. Kept me awake all night too. ....
(glances around)
(hides bottle of Coke)
But besides ALL that rubbish. I swear I am going to invent this keyboard that can move. Let's make an analogy.
You know a tank?
Yes a tank. Not the ones that don't move, but shatter into a million pieces if they do. The type that does, and rusts if they don't. And blows enemies into a million pieces if they do.
Imagine its wheels or whatever you call them. Now replace them with keys! SO COOL RIGHT. Then when someone wants to play scales, he technically won't need to move his hand. It'll make difficult songs so much easier, and 'sides that, its portable! (hopes that someone finds this and manufactures it so I can sue them and get monies)
I intend to weave in the Super Mario Brothers Theme into next year's guitar concert. I don't care with or without the chairman's permission, its just super fun. Like, out of nowhere suddenly ~bada ba bada BAM~. That'll make the concert different. Super Mario is the KEY.
Now back to yesterday. Super boring.
Okay, that's it. Only thing I found out is that DDR works, and I can LAN Age of Mythology with my brother. (anyone wants a copy of the game and stuff just contact moi) And ants can locate a piece of pineapple faster than it can a piece of ham.
Ah, I think I'm catching on to lolspeek. Lik, srsly. it are freekin difikult to muster doo to its kweer sentuns strukchur. but is okeh. i is lurning frum da baysiks.
Next step, 1337speek.
Hey, don't look at me! Its mastering a new language and allowing better communications. Its exactly what the government wants us to do.
(gets assasinated by Feds)
Heck, considering what I posted on this blog, I'd get assasinated for much more different and serious reasons aye? (if they find out where I live) Shish, no one tell.
I wanna learn how to play the piano. Can someone teach me? (hint hint)
A few pictures I forgot to post some time ago. Alternative viewpoint!
Prizes to anyone who can guess where this was from.
(prevents showing any evidence of camwhoring)Haaah.
Sabishii desu ne.