I'll just post because I'm bored and sore that my SPORE thingum crashed just before I was gonna save my game. I WAS LIKE, SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF SPACE AGE. And about to win some Warlowski (sp?) race thingum. *curses*

I'm spreading SPORE like spores! Same way I spread Warcraft. Only this time its punny! Weng Hong shall be named The First Spore. MUA HA HA HA.

*feels like screaming into someone's ear because he spent n hours on making a totally indestructable empire only to have it destroyed by a mere core program failure*

Warning goes out to all SPORE players: Save. Game. Constantly.

Waaah and I hear they're trying to play it in school too! But is okeh, I still pwnz0r them at all times. *smirk*

Haaah. Today had a ton of things I specifically wanted to remember so that I can make an interesting post, but totally forgot all of them. Drat.

Oh, some included Mr Law's interesting, random, pulled-out-of-nowhere-with-no-apparent-direct-relation-to-the-subject-at-hand analogies in the Super Compulsory Assembly Meeting. Better known as C.L.E. or S.C.A.M.. And perhaps OH. Shao Tong and the milkcurd.

SHAOTONG AND THE MILKCURD

Me: (something along the lines of) What's wrong with buying milkcurd? Seriously. Its not like its very expensive! In fact, you should spend your money lah, coz that's what money is for. It tastes quite nice also lor. If you don't buy now its really a wast-

Shao Tong: No! I'm not going to fall for your tricks! Just now I felt like going but now I won't go! Because I want to show you that your (thinks) persuasion sucks! Mua ha ha! The little devil in my head!

(pause)

Shao Tong: ..I go buy milkcurd.

(several minutes later comes back with ice pop and nuggets)

Me: Oh? Milkcurd leh?
Shao Tong: HAH. I didn't buy milkcurd! You FAIL!
Me: Yeah, but you bought something.
Shao Tong: ..shaddap.

And then there was making Ry come all the way to Kallang with me after school. And suanning (HUANG says Emperor insists on this spelling) him with the two times cheaper and two times larger milk tea sold there. Hear that? Everyone come Kallang!

Ah, to Bao Ju who is going to leave us for America soon. Have a nice trip! May we always keep in contact, and may you have greener plains at America. You will always be remembered by everyone in class (especially Pei Yi) and know that you've left your mark on all of us. 3C wishes you all the best in your future endeavours. (:

Oh. Gregory doesn't know who HUANG is.

Greg: What's wrong with apple crumble?
Me: Its like. HUAAAANG.
Greg: HUAAAANG?
Me: HUAAAANG.
Greg: Who's that?
Me: Don't you know HUAAAANG?
Greg: Oh! Jarret Huang?
Me: No! That's like. Huang. This is HUAAAANG.
Greg: Who's- OH!
Together: HUAAAANG.

(later)

(can't remember who): Who's HUANG?
Greg: Dunno.

More recent encounter with The Knights Who Say *.

Wesley says:
*
' azazylix. says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NOT THAT
I WILL GET YOU A SHRUBBERY

Ah. Life is so much like a game of chess. Its like me against fate. Fate makes its moves, using people to narrow my possible paths, and using circumstance to try and checkmate me. Everyone plays his own game of chess against life. Sometimes your friends make their own moves, that inevitably cost you a bishop or a rook, and even a possible, seemingly favorable next move.

May we all understand that sometimes in the quest for one's own glory, no one can maintain whitewashed pawns, and those who do will be wiped off early. Its all in the alignment of the chessboards, whether you position your pieces next to someone for assistance, or whether you turn the other way to engage in bitter, cruel competition. These chessboards can be changed anytime, and though you can redeem a queen by placement of pawns, the number of pieces remain the same.

'Tis the game of life.

-checkmated once and it cost me my Queen.
And still I'm
just starting to learn what those rules of Life mean.

Azazyl

Stench of humanity,
The rot of those fair.
Despair!
Of lost sanity and
Dreams never there.